HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I send you kisses and cookies (for the fifth time)


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Is David Cook a firecrotch?
Cheeks = Brad?
Is Adam Lambert's real name Adam Hambert?
......................?

Stole this from meowlina... its not a wallet, but that's ok

Go to Google and type in your first name and the word 'needs'. (If you put them in quotes, as in "... needs", you'll get better results.)
What are the top 10 things you need according to Google (no repeats)

Juan needs his sleep (you obviously don't know me)
Juan needs to get out more (are you implying I don't have a life?... well, I am doing this thing)
Juan needs help in matters of seduction (so, what's your sign?... no?)
Juan needs you on Flickr (no, I don't)
Juan needs a family capable of providing structure and clear expectations (ummm........... yeah!!)
Juan needs more sleep and less work, often sneaks away to draw (fuck you)
Juan needs support in maintaining his wheelchair ( D: )
Juan needs to calm down (then tell me where you hide my valium)
Juan needs to measure 6 quarts of water he has a 5-quart jar and a 7-quart jar, how can he use them to measure 6 quarts? (................ go Red Sox!)
Juan needs hugs (I do!... so I can steal youw wallets >:D)

OMG! THIS GUY'S HOT FOR REALZ!!!

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMGOMG!!!!!!!!

MUSIKFEST!!! TODAY!!! CANT BELIEVE IT!!!!




WHAT THE HELL IS MUSIKFEST?!!!!

why is gemini's cloth so pretty?... and virgo's not too shabby neither...damn! I feel like I'm turning my back on my sign

OMG!!! I know this is REALLY old, but I dont care! I LOVE YOU SCOTTY!!!



and double OMG!!! I am SO craving a wedding cake after this!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY tropikaltreasr!!!!!!!!!

here's your cake *points to belly* :)

so... yeah... there you have it... and btw, my brain is on hiatus... so... god help us.. god help us all!
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I found this two cute lil kittens crying in the street a few days ago, there were no signs of their mom anywhere so I take them to my place cause it was freezing outside. The original idea was to feed the kittens, give them a place to spend the night and then find them a new home... that was the idea

but now I can't just let them go, they're SO cute running around the house, fighting, and destroying some furniture... so I decided to keep them :) but I still need to figure out their names... I was thinking Thanatos and Hypnos following my own tradition of putting mythological names to my pets... I think Adam and Neil are pretty good options too.. or maybe Adam and Neal.. idk idk... what do you guys say?

geez, life's hectic right now, there's so much going on I barely have time to breathe and chase chickens properly :(

but once everything's settled I'll be catching up with all the fics and commenting, promise! :)

aaaaaand, someone resquested a vlog... I might do that one too... did I mention I'm very shy? I probably didn't because I'm not really that shy, just kind of... BUT I will be doing a vlog... or maybe a huge picspam... or maybe both D:

anyways, I have 5 hours to sleep and really shouldn't be writing this... I'm off to bed now :)

I'm going to Buzios, Br this weekend for my bf brother's birthday! he's so much fun! he's like a weird version of neil lambert, except that there's only one neil lambert and no one can compare to him! (NO ONE!)

that's exactly what I needed, and even though I'm not a big beach fan (*cough* can't swim *cough*) I still think I'm gonna have so much fun...

so, I'm peace-ing out for the weekend bbs... its hard to say goodbye *hungs flist*


dont look back, don't looks back!


<33333333333 all! :)

Adam Lambert is a bi-curios gay man...

You heard it from me first

when did nip/tuck start sucking so bad?! what happened with all the amazing deep scenes of season 1 and 2?! now they only let us with sean's middle age crisis and christian's... jerkness...

what happened with all those heartbreaking scenes that let me in bed for five days?!

damn you, nip/tuck writers! damn you!!!

catching up with brothers and sisters (whut?! whut?!) and I can't even tell you how much I missed those two... I mean, look at them! with their lil lobster bibs on! they're so cute!!

I stole this from... half of the world
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I'm an agnostic, then why do I feel so insulted when somebody calls jesus "the jewish zombie"?
-- Because I spent half of my life being a catholic, so I guess that's still kickin in (hopefully not for long)

Am I the only one who's sick of the fedora hats?
-- Apparently 2 other people have my back

Why does Chattur'gha looks like this fucking kickass monster while Mantorok looks like a stupid jellyfish?
-- Cause Mantorok spent two millennia sleeping while Chattur'gha hit the gym every day

Can anybody tell me why there's a cat I've never seen before sleeping in my bed?
-- Two words: Ninja cat

ps: I love cake :)
-- And I'm not alone *shifty eyes*

Pt. 2:
-- Is it true tha Neil Lambert plays Halo? cause if it is, god help him!

-- I think Neal Tiemann is one of the incarnations of the Hotness god. Is there something wrong with me?

ps: I love babies...
especially with onions >:)

- I'm an agnostic, then why do I feel so insulted when somebody calls jesus "the jewish zombie"?

- Am I the only one who's sick of the fedora hats?

- Why does Chattur'gha looks like this fucking kickass monster while Mantorok looks like a stupid jellyfish?

- Can anybody tell me why there's a cat I've never seen before sleeping in my bed?

ps: I love cake :)

mat gordon has a (not so) new commercial for paco rabanne! yayz!

Happy birthday meowlina

thanks for the great amounts of slash and captions that you provided us during the course of this past year, they made my life :)

this is the first time I make a post wishing someone a happy bday... cause I was the only ungrateful bitch who wasn't doing that *slaps self* sorry about that people

“He’s naturally a strawberry blonde.”
Says Raissa Patton, Idol's head hair stylist

OH, REALLY? is that how you call a firecrotch nowadays?

why can't I take this guy out of my head?! this seriously happened overnight. I don't get where my suddenly obsession with him came from, specially when I thought he look like a beaver (if you find that insulting, then you have some serious beaverphobic issues)... now he's a hot beaver face!

oh, come on people, dont be so upset, its not like the runner-up gets shot, he WILL have a career and he WILL sell lots of records (itunes stuff, or whatever) I wasn't even surprise with tonight's results (OMFG! QUEEN AND KISS!!! eeeee!) so right now all we can do is help him build up a great future doing what he does best (not that pervs!)... so, yeah, I'm not upset at all :)

enough food to feed an army - check

portable urinal - check

laptop - check

adamlambertai8 - check

kris allen's voodoo doll - check

yep, I'm ready for tonight!

yeah, apparently I forgot to take my meds last night X) I barely even remember writing that post XDDD awww, I'm so special

anyways, I'm in a much better mood today! first of all, I don't hate danny gokey as much as I used to (what can I say? its hard for me to hold a grudge) but I still want him to rott in hell for the rest of time >:D which is a much more gentle though than last night's

secondly, I hate chicken

third, OMG! have you guys played eternal darkness?! this game is THE SHIZ! I know its like 8 years old, but I just discovered the thing and I LOVE IT!

fourth, please tell me I'm not the only person in the world who loves Agathodaimon!

fifth, why do I cry everytime I read The Outsiders?... oh, right

sixth......... ummm, bye!

sooooo, you guys probably already heard about this (or you just dont care, that's more likely XD) video of danny gokey talking about how he loves michael sarver to pieces "in a right-- godly way"...............

.................... WELL, FUCK ME!!! IN A GODLY WAY?! REALLY?!!! WELL, I ALSO HAPPEN TO LOVE A MAN IN A GODLY (GAY) WAY! AND I ALSO LOVE TO MAKE OUT WITH THAT MAN IN A VERY GODLY WAY MR. GOKEY! SO GET YOU ASS OUT OF YOUR SMALL TOWN OR WHATEVER AND QUIT THIS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY!!!

*sighs*

you're probably thinking I'm blowing this way out of proportion but its not just whatever this banshee guy said that pisses me off, but also all these fucking bash that's still happening and the fact that people are dying from stuff like these on a daily basis(not danny's words... but the bashing)

but on a more positive note, tonight I'm voting my fingers off and we'll have three new songs from Mr. lambert, and that's not bad at all... and OMG! DAVID BOWIE, PLeASE GOD! MAKE THAT RUMOUR COME TRUE, AND I WILL GIVE YOU MORE MAN ON MAN GODLY LOVE!

anyways, I just needed to take that out of my system and I'm better now =) so, I'm peacing out, don't forget to vote for adam! and don't you dare stop until you reach the gazillion votes!!! ok? ok... good nig... morning?

PS: OMFG! DOES ADAM SERIOUSLY HAS A BOYFRIEND?!! I saw this at rickey's and I thought about posting it at adamlambertai8 (or whatever the name is XD)but I got lazy and I'm way too sleepy to do something else than bitching around... if its true, good for him! (a lil weird this thing comes out the day before the finale, right?)

WE DID IT!!! oh my ra!!! I know this happened like 15 hours ago but give me a break, I was working X)

holy crap, I cant believe adam made it this far, after all the people who said he didn't stand a chance to make it to the finale... take that suckers!!!

this is our last mission guys, we have to vote until our fingers fall off, nothing less than a 1000 votes each! YES! THAT RIGHT! a 1000 votes each! (that equals 10 votes if you're using gizmo) or I'm coming down to get you all! I know where you guys live! I'm not kidding *stares*

anyways, I'm so excited right now I can't even sleep!... oh, what the hell *uses chloroform*

ps: kara, you've done an excelent job as a mod, so dont feel bad for what the retards say, let them run free (I'll hunt them down eventually)... here, have some cookies =)

I used my 30 min break at work to vote for adam and I only got through twice and then I was even more stressed out cause gizmo finally accepted the fact that he's a total bitch, so I'm a little cranky right now... I'm just hoping he makes it to the finale or even more, they declare it an adam vs adam showdown, that would rock my world

I hope you are now in spider's heaven doing what you love best (chasing people) and I want you to know that you were the best spider a guy could ever ask for.

Choose the first 20 songs that come onto your playlist while under shuffle. Add "in my pants" to the end. List what you get. Snagged from smackmydishup

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terrible vid quality... and have you checked her outfit?! gross! but I love the song, especially the howling at the end

I'm going to fail tomorrow's test and all thanks to you!!!... stupid firecrotch... (jk, love you)

matertenebrarum tagged me cause she wants to hear about all my gay adventures...
btw, I have no idea what she's talking about. she gave me Adam Lambert.

1. Do you like this person?
my feelings for him are the complete opposite of how I feel about clowns... so you figure it out.

2. How do you call this person?
adam... because that's his name.. oh, and Firecrotch!

3. Which color do you associate with this person?
purple, cause its the gayest color on earth

4. What do you like best about his/her look?
besides the make up and nail polish, I like his weird disproportionated body... you never know if his fat or too skinny

5. Looking at his/her character, what blood type do you think he/she has?
a jewish type?

6. What do you want to tell that person?
DON'T EVER GET NEAR ME!... cause you cant even imagine the things I have in store for you (creepy enough?)

7. What do you want to do with this person: hug, kiss or shake?
hug, kiss and shake, then hug him again, then make out, then shake, hug him one last time and then.... >=)

8. Pick five of your friends and pick one person for them:

meowlina - Alex Kapranos (cause I want her to die from this)

aspenfallen - Andy Skib

smackmydishup - Joey Clement (cause I want her to realize her love for him)

nightingale_12 - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

shinhwatickoala - David Archuleta

ADAM IS NUMBER ONE ON DIALIDOL!!! YESSSSSSS!!! TAKE THAT DANNY!!!

I just joined twatter, are you happy now?!

I'm finally getting my new nintendo 64 tomorrow... well, today, it's already past midnight... I'm so sick of the wii right now, I think I need to stay away for awhile, so let's get back to the classics!!!

oh, and adam was freaking amazing last night!!! so back off haters!

anoop can suck my tembo..

peace out!

... I don't like you! you're overrated, you pick terrible songs (angel of mine?! my prerrogative?!, seriously?!) and your vocals are not that impressive, and I'd probably have more fun hanging out with a toaster than hanging out with you, so would you please do anything in your power to be the first to go home? (yeah, I wish)

Mello :)

P.S. I think I hate you =D

Stop involving her in stupid teen horror films... and that one goes to you Stay alive... damn it! what did she ever do to deserve that?



oh, right...

Reading about the history of wine is not nearly as fun as drinking it

Since it’s Sunday, I figured we should pray some more. And we should pray for Adam Lambert because he’s a big ol’ queer.

LORD, I pray for Adam. I pray Jesus, that You will reach out Your hand & touch him with Your grace. I ask that You will speak to his heart, call him by name, and let him know You Love him. That You accept him, and may he be able to turn, face his LORD & Surrender. Continue to rearrange the places in his heart where You are moving & preparing to move. Soften the hard places & mold the places that are already tender & soft toward You. There is so much darkness that has surrounded & hunted Adam’s heart & Mind LORD. I pray now for the Morning to Dawn on his life. Take him out of an “abstract Spirituality” into an absolute True relationship & Eternal reality with You, Jesus. I cry out with tears in my eyes for Adam to surrender his heart, his life & his will to You & Your plans for him. You are going to do Awesome, Awesome things in him! I ask that Danny, Scott & Kris & other people You have placed in his path will speak to him about Jesus. Without words & if necessary with them as well. Protect Adam today & already be meeting him where he is at. Draw him near to Your very heart LORD. In Yur Name Jesus, I ask, pray & Believe in. ~Amen

........... yup, this was also meant to happen

on a side note, GO NATE, GO ALEX, GO VON, GO SCOTT!!!

I always hated sodas, but today I woke up craving for some coke, I feel like I'm pregnant or something... or maybe I just couldn't resist Michael's sexy evil cat grin


approved by the dancing machine

so, feels like a fucking oven outside, I'm so jealous of the northern hemisphere right now.

in other news, Hyoga almost gave my BFF a heart attack. it's not his fault that she's scared of snakes. and its definitely not his fault that he's a snake

In retaliation, she put ketchup in my pizza. I couldn't eat it :(

but she will pay, no one messes with my pizza

so, wanna know what sucks? having to watch idol four days late... why can they just show the show (ha!) like a day later without any subtitles and then they show it with the subtitles on during the weekend? you guys have no idea how hard it is to avoid all the spoilers floating around.

anyway, so I was with Ben this past saturday watching the last day of hollywood week, and I always come out with the most stupid questions during the commercial breaks, like "Why are boobs so pretty, but balls so ugly?"... so, during the first commercial break, I asked him out of the blue "who would you rather be forced to have a threesome with?" but he could only pick an idol contestant, and be forced to it because he doesn't like threeways, and neither do I, at least not being part of them. anywhoo, he couldn't pick any guy or girl just yet so he decided to wait and see the whole merchandise... and then adam came out and sang Believe, and made me feel all warm and fuzzy (in my pants), cause seriously, that high note, jesus! so right after adam finished ben was like "I dont need to see more, I'll definetily pick that guy" and I began flailing like an idiot and that was the highlight of my vday (that and the chocolate boxes)

the good thing is I know how to vote now, I'll just have to check on the LA timezone and mine! so, yeah... =)

I know I said I wasn't going to get too invested on this season of Idol... well, I fail miserably... I already joined an adam lambert's community... sorry :(

My height: 5 feet 11 inches

My weight: 152 pounds

My BMI: 21.2

Which means I have a normal weight, so suck on that those of you who said I didn't!

01. What is your name: Juan
02. A four letter word: Judo
03. A boy's name: Jalen
04. A girl's name: Jenah
05. An occupation: Jewel thief (Someday)
06. A color: Jaune
07. Something you wear: Jeans (original enough?)
09. A food: Jambalaya
10. Something found in the bathroom: Jacuzzi
11. A place: Johannesburg
12. A reason for being late: jerk
13. Something you shout: jaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaa!!! (I used to shout that in high school)
14. A movie title: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
15. Something you drink: Jamaican rum
16. A musical group:Judas Priest
17. An animal: Jackal
18. A street name: J. Carles
19. A type of car: Jaguar
20. The title of a song: Jesus stole my baby

Dear matertenebrarum:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I did a sex-change. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never liked eggplant-fetishism.

Your everlasting enemy
mello

so today I finally rented Quarantine, and during the first minutes of the film I was like "I have a strange feeling of deja vú going on here"... it took me another ten minutes to realize I have seen that movie before, well sort of.
I remember watching a spanish film called REC which was exactly like Quarantine somewhere at the beginning of the last year, then I search it on wikipedia and I found out Quarantine is a remake of REC *gasp* and yes, I do live under a rock...
So, which one you prefer? a friend asked me... well, that's an easy question... REC by a comfortable mile! I believe that was way better than quarantine even tho they're kind of the same film, and the spanish way of speaking is so much fun, I think I learned 10 new bad words that day, and the infected old lady's name was Conchita and that made us lol so hard...
anyway, the lesson I learn today is that I should research on some films before I watch them